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This is Captain Handsome of General Pants & The Privates here, and these are my tunes. Enjoy.

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Posted by caphand - July 30th, 2010


Me and Fish rewrote the lyrics because they sucked. Here they are, Third Degree 2.0:

Change of pace,
These god damn chords don't fit here,
My 'art' erased,
My patience burnt and seared,

Hey faceless face,
What's with the third degree?
"Oh would you shut up son,
You're thinking of Jeopardy"

Oh no I'm not,
These grey stone walls are all I've got,

Everytime I write a song I know,
I'll always get the lyrics wrong,
Without your company,

And these days they slide behind,
These bars my thoughts the form small scars,
With no comfort for these seeds,

You leave me with a third degree,

I've done no heinous crime,
committed no act of treason,
but like water to wine,
My lies are without reason,

pressure applied,
he cries 'this is not torture!"
And so beneath my wires,
I mutter words blue unlike water,

Oh no I don't,
I have not tales to have moaned,

Everytime I write a song I know,
I'll always get the lyrics wrong,
Without your company,

And these days they slide behind,
These bars my thoughts the form small scars,
With no comfort for these seeds,

You leave me with a third degree.

Hopefully I'll have time to record this with the proper lyrics sometime soon. Until then, keep the ratings coming bros!

Here's me getting my Homer Simpson on. Does Halfway To Homer make more sense now?

Corollary to Third Degree


Posted by caphand - July 10th, 2010


Three new tracks for your pleasure. Enjoy.

Boss DJ is me and my sister singing a duet with me on guitar.

Third Degree is a demo for my band General Pants & The Privates.

And Halfway To Homer is a piece I wrote for fun. I play all instruments.

Listen and weep.

Here We Are Then


Posted by caphand - June 30th, 2010


Sup.

So I uploaded this thing to Newgrounds, and its taking ages.

Oh well. Rate me and stuff.